Songs about kidney failure:)

[carlau]

thanks jman for introuding me to the group!
Carla

[JMan]

Wow.. the honour.. We have a guest star:) Welcome..

[JMan]

A bloke sees a sign in front of a house in Luton: "Talking
Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
back garden.

The bloke goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks. "Sure do." the dog replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of
talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told MI5 about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running."

"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was rewarded with loads of medals.

Had a wife, a few puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The bloke is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten quid."

The bloke says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Cause he's a bloody liar. He's never done any of that stuff"

J (Been there done that, got the T-Shirt:))

[LadySycamore]

I'm listening to "Sittin' In the Waiting Room" now...cute!

[JMan]

GS in CA pm'd me to ask me about a song relevent to this thread so I thought I'd bump it up:)

Bump bump..



Keep on giggling folks:D

J

[Rachel in NY]

gigle giggle giggle

[Doolally]

hee hee hee - genius song writing!