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just a bit of a joke...

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:06 am
by Cheryl in CT
Hi, all -

I don't usually post stuff like this on the board (in fact, in 3 1/2+ years, I never have...) but it just sort of hit home, for some reason. Actually, I myself had this virus for many, many years, prior to my renal "issues". It must be all of those kidney meds that have cured me! In any case, here goes:

Subject: Worm Overload Recreational Killer

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as Work Isolator Neutralizer Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Eliminator Re-booter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected, and WORK is controlling your life.

take care!

-Cheryl-